koekieej
Made in heaven.
Once in a lifetime means there's no second chance.
Remember my name, and you'll be screaming it.
I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
I saw a flying cow. And yes, this was a lie.
Did you hear about the cannibal that dumped his girlfriend?
A horse walks into a bar and the barman says ;Why the long face?
If a man speaks in a forest, and there's no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
Mark en Robert; bradda's en matties for life.
The best way to make God laugh is to tell him your plans for the future.
Koekieej for President.
Two flies were sitting on a toilet, one got pissed off.
Telling a joke doesn't mean you're funny.
There are 3 kinds of people in the world, those who can count and those who can't.
I'ma Shaking Mah Fish!
I took my wife to Mexico but she keeps coming back.
An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar, the barman says, "is this some kind of joke?"
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
Gestopt. Ik beantwoord nog wel mn gb.













































