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(^.^ ) Want a waffle?
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(^.^ ) No thanks
( U U )

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( T_T) Why?
(>#<)

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(''-.-) 'Cause i'm not hungry
(U U )

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(7_7 )
(>#>) Take the waffle

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(>.>) No thanks dude jeez
(U U )

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(@_#) ... TAKE THE WAFFLE!
(>#<)

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(o_O) I said no thank you.
(U U )

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(*_@) #@%#^%&^*&
(>#<)

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(O.o) *Backs away slowly*
(U U )

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(>_<)Come take the waffle!
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