Tunic
If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us and force us to lie for reasons of self protection.
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + Smart woman = Romance
Smart man + Dumb woman = Affair
Dumb man + Smart woman = Marriage
Dumb man + Dumb woman = Pregnancy
HOW DO I STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING ME ABOUT GETTING MARRIED?
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and say, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
Smart man + Smart woman = Romance
Smart man + Dumb woman = Affair
Dumb man + Smart woman = Marriage
Dumb man + Dumb woman = Pregnancy
HOW DO I STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING ME ABOUT GETTING MARRIED?
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and say, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but figure you really want to punish us with your inscrutability.
Men are always hearing "the rules" from the female side. Now, here are some rules from the male perspective.
Thanks for visiting, mate.
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Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
Ik ben Tunic, een zéér ervaren Habbo op het gebied van veiligheid en geschiedenis.
Speel Habbo al sinds 2005 en heb dus alle kanten van de game beleefd. Zeer veel ervaring opgedaan, als helpende Habbo maar ook als scriptkiddie. Die tijden zijn voorbij. Vandaag de dag gebruik ik mijn ervaring om andere Habbo's te helpen met hun problemen rondom security.
Een nieuwe generatie is op komst, en nu zijn niet de hobba's maar wij de gidsen.
Speel Habbo al sinds 2005 en heb dus alle kanten van de game beleefd. Zeer veel ervaring opgedaan, als helpende Habbo maar ook als scriptkiddie. Die tijden zijn voorbij. Vandaag de dag gebruik ik mijn ervaring om andere Habbo's te helpen met hun problemen rondom security.
Een nieuwe generatie is op komst, en nu zijn niet de hobba's maar wij de gidsen.
Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
Shopping is NOT a sport. And we are never going to think of it that way.
Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it.
