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    TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING BELGIAN
    1. You get to speak three languages, but none of them intelligibly.
    2. If other countries want to fight a war, they will do it in your country.
    3. You can brew drinks out of fruit, and still call it beer.
    4. You are either
    a.like the Dutch, just less efficient
    b.like the French, just less romantic
    c.like the Germans
    5. Decent fries. Real mayonnaise. Great chocolate. The best beer.

    6. You get to insult people and defend yourself by saying it's a national tradition
    7. You can put your finger in a dyke and it will save your country
    8. You live in the most densely populated country in Europe, and still you've never seen your neighbours.
    9. If the economy is bad, blame the Germans. If a war is started, blame the Germans. If you lose your keys, blame the Germans.
    10. Bikes are public property. Locks are a challenge.

    TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING DUTCH
    1. You can get arrested for growing plants, but not for smoking them.
    2. You can make jokes about the Belgians and still drink their beer.
    3. a. You can legally kill yourself
    b. You can legally be killed
    4. You're exactly like the Germans, except that nobody hates you.
    5. You think you are a world power, but everyone else thinks Copenhagen is your capital.....

    6. No one knows anything about you, except for the Dutch and French and they make fun of you.
    7. More scandals in a week than any other country in a decade.
    8. You can drive like a maniac on the road and nobody cares.
    9. All your famous countrymen are either imaginary, or bobba-offenders
    10. Face it. It's not really a country, is it?

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    • vOetbaltJ..
      vOetbaltJ..

      wil juu vlíndersz in juu buik?
      STOP EEN RUPS iN JE RÉEÉTT

       
      13-mei-2012 14:05:29
    • vOetbaltJ..
      vOetbaltJ..

      vANDAAG haLLyweEen vierEn worD SUper,, EIndelIJK mEETENN MET MNn BesTieJJ(l). MeiSJe H et woRD TOp.> PS..> Je hoEEFT je nIEt Te VErklEDEn je Bent AL ENG genoEG>> HAhA, grap vAN 2005

       
      13-mei-2012 14:02:07
    • vOetbaltJ..
      vOetbaltJ..

      senseo!
      manon
      ik geloof niet in aliens maar toen ik jou zag begon ik te twijfelen.

      je moeder is zoow dik dat als ze in de oceaan springt de titanic naar boven komt.
      manon trut , schatje we leven in real life, niet in jou droomwereld, dus denk niet zo veel.

       
      12-mei-2012 16:40:17

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