E is for emotional ruins everybodys day
M is for miserable people!
O is for on the dark side
cus we have some fresh cookies

I'm a different man, kiss my áss
Kiss my lips, bítch why ask?
Kiss my díck - get my cash?
I'd rather have you whip my áss

I'd never let another chick bring me down
in a relationship, save it bítch
Babysit? You make me sick
Superman ain't savin shít
Girl you can jump on Shady's díck

New kids on the block
súck a lot of díck
Boy/girl groups make me sick
And I can't wait till I catch all you fággóts in public
I'mma love it

But I believe
that when you lose your route
Just use the sunlight it could be your guide
No more political dreams not another excuse
Don't need another love song we need a love bomb

To just blow us away
to freaking blow the lights out
Turning night to day
hear it from miles away
Just to make it right now
fúçk what the government says
We gotta save some life now
Is that okay?

Get me a sandwhich, feed me lunch
"Want some water?" Girl, where's my punch?
If I don't get punch, you gon get punched *SLAM*

Can you talk?
HELL NAW IM ON THE INTERNET!
Are you on myspace?
UH, DONT WORRY ABOUT IT YO!
Are you watching pórn?
WHAT? HELL NAW.........MAYBE
Well then what?
O-M-G, IM ON YOUTUBE

Then he aimed at his own face let the thing pop
Took his eye out picked it up and played ping pong
Then he played ping pong with his own ding dong
That motherfúçker's got nuts like king kong

Oh no didnt know what to do
would have knocked if i knew
you were busy bopping your bologne
i had no clue you were making love to tissue
my friends are laughing at you
you have just been phototagged on facebook
watchin pórn

caught you watchin pórn
next time lock the door

caught you watchin pórn
caught you watchin pórn
please put on some drawers