No one ever seems to call ahead of time to say they are coming over for a visit.
Your parents like to gamble.
Your parents say: "Don't forget your heritage!"
You shop at a Local Asian Market.
Piles of shoes tend to make it hard to open the front, back, and closet doors.
Your mother has a short-haired, curly perm.
Roses are red, asians are yellow.
Thats my race, but here's the demo!
My asian pride I will not hide.
My asian race I will not disgrace.
My asian blood flows hot & true.
My asian friends, I will stand by you.
Through thick & thin, 'till the day we die.
Our asian flag always stands high.
I yell this poem louder than all the rest.
'Cause everyone knows:
ASIANS ARE THE BEST!!!
Thats my race, but here's the demo!
My asian pride I will not hide.
My asian race I will not disgrace.
My asian blood flows hot & true.
My asian friends, I will stand by you.
Through thick & thin, 'till the day we die.
Our asian flag always stands high.
I yell this poem louder than all the rest.
'Cause everyone knows:
ASIANS ARE THE BEST!!!
You learned about the birds and the bees from someone other than your parents
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YOU KNOW YOU'RE ASIAN WHEN..
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YOU KNOW YOU'RE ASIAN WHEN..
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Your parents expect you'll be best friends with anyone off the street in any given area as long as they are Asian.
You know what bok choy is.
You know how to speak any asian language.
Your mother does everything for you if you are male and you do all the housework and cooking if you are female.
Yeah, we sure know how to handle chopsticks.
Everyone thinks you're Chinese, no matter what part of Asia your ancestors were truly from.
Your family owns butcher knives bigger than your head.
Idiot people try to impress you with pathetic imitations of Asian languages, like the ever-so-popular: Nihao, ching chang chong etc..
You have a bottle of Tiger Balm somewhere in your house.
Your parents enjoy comparing you to their friends' kids.
You use chilli sauce instead of tomato ketchup.
You have slanty eyes >.<
Asian pride is in my mind.
Asian blood is in my kind.
So step aside and let me through,
'cause it's all about the asian crew.
Asian love is all around,
for my fellow asian never let me down.
Show your pride and say it true,
'cause asian blood flows through you.
Asian pride till I die,
no reason for me to lie.
Analyze, recognize.
You're kickin' it with the asian side.
So step down before we regulate.
Keep it real,
'cause asian people always will ;)
Asian blood is in my kind.
So step aside and let me through,
'cause it's all about the asian crew.
Asian love is all around,
for my fellow asian never let me down.
Show your pride and say it true,
'cause asian blood flows through you.
Asian pride till I die,
no reason for me to lie.
Analyze, recognize.
You're kickin' it with the asian side.
So step down before we regulate.
Keep it real,
'cause asian people always will ;)
You will most likely be taller than your parents.
You have a bucket full of rice in your pantry and you own a rice cooker or two.
You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
You got a big asian super market calendar in your kitchen.
Your parents want you to be a doctor or a lawyer.
You've gotten little red envelopes around February.
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